I can't blame the folks in Baltimore for voting the One World Cafe as the Best Vegetarian Restaurant in Charm City. Baltimore's never been known for good food, and people round these parts still act like vegetarians are something they heard about on the Discovery Channel, but never expected to see in person. The fact that One World even is vegetarian is something of a minor miracle.
With all that against them, Balti-Mos can't be expected to know good vegetarian food. They're lucky to find something that wasn't made with crab guts. These poor souls have been deprived for too long.
That's why I'd like to accept donations for a fund to bring these suffering fools to Asheville, where they can feast on delicious dishes from the Laughing Seed, Salsa's, Lucky Otter and all the other fantastic veggie and veggie-friendly restaurants in that mountain utopia. While we're at it, let's help their carnivorous friends and family discover Asheville's excellent non-veggie cuisine. Even they will finally know what real food tastes like.
We can't stand by while another Baltimorean suffers through a bland, tasteless entree at One World. Or the humiliation of eating a weak-ass salad while everyone around them enjoys a hearty, deep-fried crab-cake lasagna stuffed with hamburger and soaked in bacon grease.
Can't you please give a call?
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